One week from now is the release of the much anticipated Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Actually, 155.5 hours from now. Yeah, I’m excited.
I am, however, left with some lingering questions. Will die-hard fans be appeased with this sixth installment? With such dark imagery including the death of some major players, and Hermoine’s (finally!) matured figure, why did this film get a PG rating? How long will I have to wait in line at AMC? Will my popcorn be sufficiently buttered?! Will they let me mix the blue raspberry and cherry ICEES?!?! HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD?!?!?!
It’s alright. She’s legal. Somebody should tell her that celebrities shouldn’t wear see-through undies. Or not.
Many theatres are already sold out of some midnight showings, so buy your tickets now!