Heidi Montag in The Next Playboy

Well I’ve never watched the Hills and I don’t know what “SPEIDI” looks like. I also don’t give a shit about the “In Depth” interview Spencer is going to give her…I’m sure it’ll beas edgy as marble.

No,no,no. I am no fan of the Hills  BUT!! I am a fan of a girl who looks like this baring herself artfullyfor me to indulge my “I wish I was Spencer Pratt” Fantasies…And I do read the articles.

This interview by Spencer will be as compelling as Hitler being interviewed by Hannah Montana….

Actually…That may be an earthshattering interview!!


Category: TV