Thinkgeek says “this is the umbrella that you never knew you always wanted” and boy are they right. I’m ecstatic that this exists but am dumbfounded as to why I or nobody else thought of this sooner. Everytime I break out my umbrella I hold it up to my face and visualize I’m some sorta suave samurai . I push that little extendar button and keep a stone cold, badass face while it pops up and does its thing. Hey you can make fun of me all you want but you know you’ve done it too. For an affordable $29.99 you get a standard but sturdy 41″ umbrella with a samurai sword handle……Do I really need to say anything further. This is a cool item and you know you want it. Go and pick one up right now!

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