Wired Magazine has had a very interesting conversation with Brad Pitt…Almost as interesting as this picture… When asked about cell phone conversation at the urinal, Pitt reportedly had a fucken hilarious response.

“No, you can’t talk on the phone!” Pitt tells the magazine. “Do you want the guy next to you to hear your entire conversation?

“That’s why you should only text in the bathroom. Just be sure you don’t hit the wrong button and end up putting a photo of your junk on Twitter. Trust me, you don’t want those followers.”

Now that is a hilarious,  honest answer to a fucken STUPID question! I know wired magazine is like Playboy/Cell mag, but you have Brad Pitt there and thats the question?

First of all his junk has been available to all the women of the world for over a decade with Papparazzi issue of Playgirl, showing Pitt lookin buck studly….unaware.

And secondly? I’d be more interested in whether or not he had…candid?…Is that the word I’m looking for? PICS OF HIS FUCKEN SMOKIN” WIFE!!!! Ask about Angie, not his junk! Seriously, when I interview him, I’m gonna make sure he wants nothing to do with NERDBASTARDS ever again!!

Category: Film, Nerd Culture, WTF?