By word of Katie Couric, it has just been announced that world reknowned anchorman, Walter Cronkite, has passed away at his home in New York. While I am a young’n and don’t know much of the man, he has a legacy as impressive as anyone out there. He cried when Kennedy was assassinated, was at the Nuremburg Trials, watched Queen Elizabeth’s corination, and was the first to report back from the landing of American troops in several major WWII battles. He also knew over a dozen presidents and reported the moon landing….. Sir, I knew little of you, but you will be missed for your amazing ability and humanitarian work.
But to Digress once more……WHAT THE FUCK!!!! CELEBS!!! WATCH YOUR ASSES!!! YOU ARE ALL DROPPING LIKE FLIES!!! GET INTO YOUR BUNKERS AND AIRTIGHT PANICROOMS!!!! RUN RUN RUN!