We’ve all spent endless nights slamming the buttons of a Rock Band or Guitar Hero guitar, and thought that we were the freakin’ man. Some of us take it a little too far, claims Mr. Chris of The New Underground. “People have actually come up to me and said, ‘You play guitar? My boyfriend is really good at guitar. He plays Rock Band.’ It’s kind of ridiculous. These people don’t know what playing a real instrument is like.”
This has inspired me to create the [insert booming echoey voice] Scale of Legitimate and Undeniable Talent or SLUT for short.
Wanna have your face melted off??
Watch Andy McKee play Toto’s Africa… like whoa.