Sean Conn Turns 79!!


Happy Birthday Sean Connery! Today the legend turns 79 years old and ….Well I don’t know what the fuck he’s wearing right here…But The best Bond and father to Indiana Jones deserves his due, so if I run into him I’d like to give him the gifts he spoke of on SNL…So I am going to give him a “S”word, an analbumcover, and tell him more about the penismightier! The important thing is if it works, will it really mighty his penis?

Good sir, you truly do have a mighty penis. Happy Birthday!

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