“There are no boyfriend-girlfriend relationships at all because we all work so hard,” Watson told UK’s Daily Express.
WAAAAAAAAAAH! I’m a Super Hot Celebrity, who’s a millionaire teenager, who has her WHOLE life ahead of her!!! WAAAHH!
Hey, guess what? Want my dick? Do you? No no no, not like, have sex with me, but do you actually want it!? Because I will exchange my cock and whole body to be in your teeny tiny little shoes. And when your sore and tired and wanna die everyday? I’m not giving you your body back, but, you can THEN complain.
But I will be busy, having crazy celebrity lesbian sex, and NOT COMPLAINING.