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San Diego Chargers outside linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested Sunday and accused of choking and restraining his girlfriend, the hot and tasty Tela Tequila.

Tequila was admitted to the hospital but with no details to her condition. Merriman’s attorney claims;

“There was absolutely no wrongdoing on the part of Mr. Merriman,” Macaluso told The Associated Press by phone. “He essentially was doing what was appropriate under the circumstances in trying to protect the safety of Miss Tequila. There were numerous eyewitnesses that will support his version of the events that transpired at his home.”

So the girl was drunk and about to leave in her car…Ok…When I’m concerned that may girlfriend may go on a drunk driving rampage I usually choke her out and throw her to the ground! Works everytime! Bam! Never drives drunk with this method, she appreciates it SOOOOO much.

(BTW- Looking at her pics, she doesn’t look like an obnoxious drunk AT ALL)

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