Rambo 5…He May Be Fighting Werewolves….This Better Be A Fucken Joke!

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This better be a a fanmade poster. It better be some internet hoax. I swear to god! Rambo was walking home at the end of Rambo! He finally made it, and just cuz it did well, lets leave well enough the fuck alone!

So from what I’ve gathered, Rambo is called back into action by a secret military section ala’ Alkali Lake in Xmen, where they have bred some sort of remorseless supersoldier…..Who happen to look strikingly similar to Werewolves…I hope it is a subtle foreshadowing to the animal Rambo will become in combat….But if these reports pouring out are true….We’re fucked.

Next Rambo is going to fight Jason Voorhee’s in space in RamboX

Thanks ToplessRobot for the news….I lovem, but they sure fucked up my night lol.

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September 8th, 2009

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Zach Lawrence

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  • http://intensedebate.com/people/laubelkins laubelkins

    To ease your mind, and those who are Rambo fans (I'm not, but I got curious after reading this), IMDB confirms a different plot for the fifth installment. Something about "human traffickers" and "drug lords." For the sake of the fandom, I hope it's that and not werewolves… though I hear they're hot right now thanks to shitty books recently made into a shitty movie series.



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