So today in the news, we hear Viggo Mortenson is retiring from acting…WTF?! The King!? The naked fight in Eastern Promises? His cool and relaxed viciousness in Appaloosa? He’s not feeling it anymore, sources claim. Mortenson goes on to say that there aren’t any projects jumping out at him right now…Ummmm, Hobbit maybe? Thinking they can squeeze him in there somewhere….Anyway, as a gentlemanly nod and farewell to a fine actor, I am honoring him with one of the most original works a NB has unleashed upon my ipod….