has just brought to my attention the replica lancer from Gears of War!

Packing a weight of 15 pounds and a full-sized length of over three feet, the Lancer has been crafted out of polystone before getting a hand-painted finish. And if you’d like to actually own this work of art, you can preorder the Lancer now for $950.

It’ll ship in February, or just in time to destroy any intimate relationships you may have before Valentine’s Day.

This gun is deconstructed to not fire real bullets and the chainsaw doesn’t splatter the gore and entrails of a person who buts you in line at the store. But mount this conversation piece on the wall..And don’t let your significant other catch you playing with it…Its a deal breaker!

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