If you were to tell me that there is a Kenyan lizard that looks as if he’s sporting a Spiderman costume, I wouldn’t believe you. In fact, I would probably call you a fucking liar and kick you in the nuts or boobs depending on your gender and proceed to tell you that is what liars deserve. However, come to find out this lizard bastard exists. So I guess the eggs are on my face! This flat headed rock agama strikes a remarkable resemblance to our friendly neighborhood Spiderman. It’s assumed this guy and his cousins will become the latest trendy pet. I can’t wait for the inevitable stories about these things overwhelming wildlife because retarded Spidey fans can’t take care of them or get bored quickly.

Category: Nerd Culture