Do you remember The Adventures Of Pippi Longstocking? I was infatuated with Tami Erin, the girl who played her when I was nine. She was around 12 or 13 at the time and was a tall and gawky looking redhead. Well Milk does a body good! This girl has grown up to be a BOMBSHELL! I don’t know why she hasn’t gotten more work lately, but all I can say is TIME FOR PLAYBOY!! Why not?  It rejuvenates lots of careers and I think I, among other boys who grew up with her film and that adictingly annoying theme song would be glad to pay the cover price for a little skin.

Right now, I am calling out Playboy Enterprises with my massive following and huge fanbase, time for a movement to get this girl to drop her laundry. She may bathe fully dressed to do laundry at the same time as wash, but for a couple hundred C-notes? She would be honored.

If Tami happens to see this, I can be emailed for an interview…Or a date…Even my wife would allow this one.

Category: Film, Nerd Culture