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“Look Out, Here Comes The Spider-Whore”

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Gah!! You’ll have to excuse me for a second…. can’t think straight…. Spiderman girl is SOOO HOT!…..”Giggity”.  Here, read this until I get myself situated:

Inspired by some of the most well known Marvel super heroes we have created a line of fashion forward costumes for women and girls who have the desire to be fun and playful for Halloween. Who says comic books are only for boys because with great power comes great style.

Ahhhh… now that my nerdgasm has subsided I can say this: First of all the above selling description is stupid, I really don’t know how a slutty ass costume can be considered fashion forward or stylistic. This product is available for two simple reasons. One, to make nerds cream their pants (ahem) and two,  to give ladies an excuse to dress like a whore on Halloween. I am though, a little irritated that that Marvel feels the need to model male superhero costumes for girls given that there is a plethora of sexy females costumes to choose from (Hello… Emma Frost?) but what am I complaining for? The bastardization and sexification  of classic super hero costume like Spidey here didn’t  stop the Bam! Ka Pow! in my pants.

via geektrooper Note: Upon further inspection a “Emma Frost” costume is available but that still doesn’t justify them making male super hero costumes all their own

Category: Nerd Culture

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