(Which one of these things doesn’t belong)

Screech is at it again! When that rascally bastard with nothing to do isn’t on a Celebrity Fit Club show or Celebrity Boxing Match or a Celebrity House Show he is selling Tshirts to pay his mortgage…Wait, that was last years, this time around he’s releasing a book, kicking up a shit storm of bullshit about his Saved By The Bell costars. With his bitter and desperate attitude, I’ll let you come to your own conclusions, but his accusations are so lame and wildly unimaginative they seem like trash mag fodder.

Usmagazine.com was told:

Sex and drugs were par for the course during the filming of ‘Bell,’ Diamond says. He also claims that he “could smell a certain ‘smoke,'” on set and adds that he believes Mark-Paul Gosselaar — who played Zack Morris — was on steroids.
“He suddenly exploded with manliness, loading 25 pounds of muscle on his once-scrawny frame in, oh, about a month,” Diamond tells Us.

“If Kelly was interested in Slater one week, then backstage there was a lot going between them in Mario’s room. Then, if Jessie kisses Zack, then you know Elizabeth Berkley is going in Mark-Paul’s room,” Diamond describes of sexual relations between the actors.

Sex, drugs…Only thing missing was rock and roll.. (Actually thats not true, Screech played keyboards in The Zack Attack with the rest of the gang) So yes, maybe Mark-Paul went from scrawny to Slater sized over the summer, but the  pre pubescent kid may have had a growth spurt, gone to the gym, it’s just that I don’t think a sixteen year old kid is juicin’ after years of already being the lead heartthrob.

So why does this shit head always have to go back to the well? My theory isn’t just that he’s an ex child star, but in reality he couldn’t go from being an adored celebkid, and has this sense of entitlement that has never left his persona. He is a notorious asshole and arrogant to boot…He can’t shut his mouth for five seconds, because if he does, he’ll fade away and knows it. All the other castmates seem to have adjusted well and found other work or peace in their lives doing something else.

Dustin Diamond has to find a way to let Screech go. If he doesn’t, he’s gonna fly the way of Todd Bridges, or a DJ AM. His willingness to throw anyone and everything under the bus doesn’t make his accusations credbible, but sad…Even if they are true, that was 15 years ago…Let it go dude, let it go.

Category: TV, WTF?