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Hail Optimus, Full of Prime!!!!!

Optimus Stained Glass

Holy Hell!!! These stained-glass windows, whether real or not, are incredible. Now I’m not religious in any way but if some church/temple started putting these up, I would be there in a second to worship! And if I had big enough windows in my tiny apartment, I might just have hung these things there as well. Look at these…

Alien Glass

Beetlejuice Glass

Bot Glass

ET Glass

Family Guy Glass

Hero Glass

Kermit Glass

Kiss Glass

Obama Glass

Ozzy Glass

Superman Glass

TMNT Glass

Zelda Glass

Thanks HolyTaco via WhiteShark via ToplessRobot.

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October 1st, 2009

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Luke Gallagher

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beetlejuice, ET, Family Guy, Kermit the Frog, kiss, obama, optimus prime, ozzy, Stained Glass, superman, TMNT, Transformers, windows, worship, zelda

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70 to “Hail Optimus, Full of Prime!!!!!”

JaimeEtc says:

October 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm

explain to me how obama fits in there??

JerrySeinfeldsucks says:

October 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm

He's friggin' awesome… duh.

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kc21 says:

October 2, 2009 at 6:19 pm

I think i just threw up a little.

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not racist says:

October 2, 2009 at 6:22 pm

why don't you like obama?

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licebmi says:

October 2, 2009 at 8:35 pm

he's black

kc21 says:

October 2, 2009 at 6:29 pm

I don't like what he is doing to our country. I also can't stand the dewy eyed supporters that seem to have no clue what he is doing.

ticktock says:

October 4, 2009 at 2:51 am

wow how long has he been in office? like 10 months? Jesus christ he is far more of a president than bush ever was.

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peter says:

October 4, 2009 at 7:47 pm

Right……………. because Bush Jr. was so much better for the country. Who doesn't want to live in a place where the rest of the world hates us, scientific progress is suppressed, and our leader is following economic policies that became outdated 150 years earlier. That's so much better than a leader like Obama who focuses on international diplomacy and dealing with issues as needed instead of sweeping them under the rug like they don't exist.

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peter says:

October 4, 2009 at 7:49 pm

p.s. the above was sarcasm for those who didn't realize it. I hated Bush and thoroughly support Obama.

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Leeroy T says:

October 2, 2009 at 6:49 pm

As a Brit all I see is Obama doing you an enormous favour by reforming your incredibly corrupt and unfair health service. Pay no attention to what sections of your media might tell you, our health service is INCREDIBLE.

laubelkins says:

October 3, 2009 at 1:42 am

Our media is trying to blind the American public in believing that our health system is #1 while only the health care is and that's only because we're so money hungry we have to have all of the latest medical advancements. While this is good in theory, those who actually NEED the health care don't have it because we are seriously lacking in a good health care system.

It's just too bad that the American public at large is duped into believing the lies and propaganda spread by the GOP.

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Anon says:

October 2, 2009 at 6:53 pm

kc21, I would love for you personally to explain to me exactly what it is that Obama is "doing to our country" because I'm not sure you fully understand it either. If you can prove that you do in fact understand what's going on, you will have both my respect, and my ear. (Otherwise, I would appreciate it if you shut up and stopped trying to spark a political commentary based on a picture of a stained glass window.)

I like Brits says:

October 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm

haha you said "favour".

random says:

October 2, 2009 at 9:31 pm

haha, that might be because that's how it's spelt.

I like Brits 2 says:

October 8, 2009 at 6:33 am

haha you said "spelt"

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alice lee says:

October 2, 2009 at 10:10 pm

i'd say, since i had obama's baby, i believe he's the best father i've ever met
and so he can be the best president the usa met

littlelostgirl. says:

October 4, 2009 at 11:53 am

?…

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Mighty Whitey says:

October 2, 2009 at 11:36 pm

Obama is a douche, and so are Brits,your country sucks just like you,your nothing but pedophiles and you have nasty chicklet teeth.Keep YOUR health care system and shout your funky mouth…….Obama is a FAILURE and won the election purely on the Lie that he is an African American….what a JOKE

laubelkins says:

October 3, 2009 at 1:39 am

And people wonder why most other countries view Americans as douchebags. Thank you for providing a shining example of American ignorance and stupidity.

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kc21 says:

October 3, 2009 at 2:33 am

Nice one.
Way to lump all of America together into one ignorant lump.
I bet you believe the GOP is behind all the negatives in America.

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Vicmal2112 says:

October 3, 2009 at 4:06 am

Ignorant.

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Douche killer says:

October 3, 2009 at 12:42 am

it seems mighty whitey is a douche

kc21 says:

October 3, 2009 at 12:42 am

My comment has to be approved ….
I didn't say anything disrespectful (unlike the comment above).
Come on people he still is our CIC, show him the respect he deserves.

Douche killer says:

October 3, 2009 at 12:44 am

Mighty Whitey you set Americans back about 150 years

Soylent~Green says:

October 3, 2009 at 3:19 am

umm… wasn't this post just about some stained glass windows? wtf? Get a life people.

billabong52 says:

October 3, 2009 at 4:59 am

Seriously. I just scrolled down to comment that I have a Spider-Man stain glass, and what do I find? … c'mon isn't there anywhere I can go that isn't embroiled in ill informed political debate? It's just a window people!

lemonade says:

October 4, 2009 at 7:15 am

I'm wrapped in a spider-man blanket right this instant! ^_^

….pretty sure thats how you spell wrapped.

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Informed person says:

October 3, 2009 at 9:02 am

All this because of some ignorant American person. Mighty-Whitey, don't try and go on a rant now, because the only insult was ignorant.

That last window isn't real BTW ;( It's from the ending credits of The Legend Of Zelda: Minish Cap.

Captian America says:

October 3, 2009 at 9:56 pm

to the Brit, how come your rich come here to our doctors or all the worlds greatest doctors come here Oh yeah capitalism that's right and with out our system your country would be speaking German and worshiping Hitler. Hell how many wars are we gonna have to bail your stuck up euro trash asses out of. 2 so far and when Iran starts three we will come in again and save the day with or with out your help. As for Obama he is the fucking anti-christ and you better hope he will send our troops to your aid because he is getting too friendly with Iran.

silly americans says:

October 4, 2009 at 2:14 pm

basically if you're going to throw out the old "we saved your asses" line then i'll throw an equally good one right back….YOU my dear Americans would not exist if it weren't for us British

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Agitator says:

October 12, 2009 at 6:52 pm

Yeah, you bailed them out of the war alright, maybe if you had've joined the war when you should have only 30 million people would have died instead of 60 million. But no, you have to be be your usual chickenshits and wait until you're attacked before you join. Defenders of liberty my ass, America has been run by capitalist hypocrites for so long that when an honest politician comes along like Obama you can't even accept that he's American. Oh, and all the greatest doctors in the world aren't in America, not even close, just the greediest.

The funny thing is I like America and Americans, most are very nice. But the vocal minority like Captain Douchebag (I mean America) are such uneducated, illiterate, redneck, inbred sheep who can only follow a leader that claims the rest of the world is out to get them and that is the reason their lazy asses don't have a job.

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Aaron says:

October 12, 2009 at 8:03 pm

As an American, I need to vocalize something.

Mighty Whitey is a douche. An uneducated one.

Captain America is a moron (not the comic book character, but the guy above).

Just ignore them. These cats are just regurgitating what they hear on television. It's a shame they can't launch a logical debate with you without resorting to name calling and hate tactics.

Oh well.

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Marie says:

January 21, 2010 at 12:30 am

Well said. I too am an American and though I may not agree with some of Obama's policies I do think that something needs to be done about both the Health Care System and the world's view on America. I think that at the very least Obama is doing an excellent job talking care of the latter part.

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Gobot says:

October 3, 2009 at 10:28 pm

@ everthing posted

idunno about any of that shit, but optimus prime rocks

forrrsure says:

October 4, 2009 at 3:33 am

agreed!

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Ken says:

October 3, 2009 at 10:45 pm

You friggin moron…!?!?! ..OR AS DAN AKROID USE TO SAY ON SNL…..jANE YOU IGNORANT BITCH! Obama is the best manager that we've had in the last 8-12 yrs. Stop typing your racist crap on this page. You don't have a clue. Try going to another country for awhile…thats right leave your state and listen to what other nations are saying and doing. We sucked. Our image and policies were garbage. There is no on else who can get us out of this mess.

Risto says:

October 4, 2009 at 2:23 pm

I will reply to you ken just because you obviously do not know what you are talking about. I currently live in Finland and i moved here after living in the us for 19 years. And the health care system that Obama is trying to implement is a failure. Socialized healthcare is a system that will by no means make life any better for anyone in the US. I know because in finland we have a socialized health care system and to get in to see a doctor for a checkup you have to make an appointment then wait over a month. Once you get to your checkup if it is recommended that you get blood tests or x rays then to another long waiting list you go. Need surgery? Well yet again one more long ass waiting list. In the current system in the US you can walk into a doctors office get your checkup have your blood drawn and get an appointment for next day xrays. I have strong feelings that you as well will be one of the first to start to cry about the raised taxes that you will have in order to just pay for the health care. you are all already bitching that you have to pay for social security. you do realize that you would now be paying for all of the jobless peoples health care as well and not just yours? Read into what is actually happening a little bit more before you jump off calling someone else ignorant. And as for Obama's foreign policies they're a joke. Everyone complained that bush wouldn't end the war in afghanistan and now guess what? Obama is contemplating sending more troops to none other than afghanistan because he feels otherwise we will lose the war. Get off of your soap box and read something before you start listening to right wing or left wing news stations you arrogant fuck.

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Connor says:

October 3, 2009 at 10:54 pm

Thank you Ken! Seriously guys, Bush sucked, and Obama is the only one who can fix his mess. And btw, these windows are awesome!

J.Q. Public says:

October 3, 2009 at 11:23 pm

All who think that B.H.O. is going to "fix" anything is beyond hope. We don't need the government to fix things for us we need them to get out of our way and let us fix things for ourselves.

Connor says:

October 3, 2009 at 11:28 pm

Ummm… No? Go ahead. Fix things then.

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Loudabagel says:

October 4, 2009 at 12:27 am

1) I've never been crazy about Transformers, but I can understand why somebody would make an Optimus Prime stained-glass window. However, it seems absolutely absurd that somebody would want to make a Cable and Stryfe window, or a Family Guy window. Those are in poor taste, if you want my opinion.
2) Iran will not attack England because it wouldn't make sense. Iran would gain nothing from attacking England. In the unlikely event that Iran attacked another nation, it would be a small, weak Middle-Eastern country.
3) Socialized Healthcare would be good for America because we have a lot of poor people (such as myself) who can't afford quality care and a lot of excessively rich people who will receive good care regardless. The USA does have some of the more advanced healthcare technology in the world, however, only the super-rich can afford such sophisticated methods.
4) Even if Barack Obama fails horribly in his presidency, he has still created an incredible role model for poor, inner-city, black youth and that in itself is quite the accomplishment.
5) This might be shocking, but Barack Obama is not the Antichrist, because there is no god, and therefore no Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
6) http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5b.htm

1 God says:

October 8, 2009 at 6:37 am

… and no Loudabagel either

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guest101 says:

November 17, 2009 at 5:01 am

Well… There was a guy named Jesus, he was from Nazareth, but all he did was go around saying how great it would be to get along with each other… How about we just leave it at that?

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Anon says:

October 4, 2009 at 12:46 am

Full of fail. The obots are full of double-fail. Fools.

Loudabagel: This might be shocking, but that' s only your opinion. It's hard for an obot to understand, but the world doesn't revolve around only you.

RoGue says:

October 4, 2009 at 1:03 am

WOW!!! a bunch of ignornant docuhe bags gripping about things that they probably didn't even put their votes in for..and why not just shut the fuck up and comment on the awesome stained glass windows!

evil monkey says:

October 4, 2009 at 2:51 am

Those stained glass windows are so freakin' sweet!

Tim says:

October 4, 2009 at 3:38 am

Oh my, I feel shameful for being an american, I am among redneck fucktards

Ashe says:

October 4, 2009 at 3:53 am

Wow. One picture of something Obama-related and all the crazy people appear.

Please, everyone–If you're going to attempt an intelligent comment, atleast learn how to fucking write. Let's refrain from a political debate on a thread about stained glass windows. Nobody cares what your opinion on the president is.

Canadian Diva says:

October 4, 2009 at 7:47 am

Interesting take on stained windows. They are awesome. Period.
Peace

P.S. I am Canadian and find all of this political talk is coming from extremists on both ends. Knock it off. Hitler and Anti-Christ references. Really?

littlelostgirl. says:

October 4, 2009 at 11:51 am

I agree with Canadian Diva.
Honestly.
I'm australian, and we had to put up with John freaking Howard for however many miserable years. It dosn't matter whose views are on what about Obama.
It's irrelevant to the topic. (And don't tell me that Obama is irrelevant to the topic)
He's a hero, to any people who choose for him to be, and he's not, for whoever disagrees. Clever windows btw, I love the Kermit one.

Someone. says:

November 17, 2009 at 5:04 am

*standing ovation*

Huzzah! Couldn't have put it better myself.

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chrismcclellan says:

October 4, 2009 at 3:27 pm

Who the hell is obama being depicted as the the Holy and how the hell sode he fit in, in this forum

lolz says:

October 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm

captain america thankyou for that ignorant rant, you are so clueless and arrogant its entertaining. Please dont stop id live to see you humiliate yourself some more.

only one who gets it says:

October 4, 2009 at 5:44 pm

THIS POST ISN'T ABOUT OBAMA.
IT'S ABOUT SOME AWESOME NON RELIGIOUS STAINED GLASS WINDOWS.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING ABOUT THE PRETTY COLORS.
GAWD.

Sasha says:

October 4, 2009 at 7:05 pm

The glass with KISS on it just looks so natural.

Silver Fox says:

October 4, 2009 at 7:42 pm

This is funny shit. I agree with "lolz"
Captain America please continue on your so called rant.
This is BS, there just stained glass windows, I don't know if you noticed "chrismcclellan" but almost all of the characters on these windows were depicted as Holy saints. Like oh my god how can you say Kermit is a saint, OMG superman is a saint, shut up man they're all saints… talk about being extremist, I am Canadian myself 16 years old and by the sounds of all the American patriots commenting on this, I'd have to say I know more about your country than you. What did you learn in school Creationism…
Grow Up…

Paula of twoson says:

October 4, 2009 at 7:54 pm

Am i the only one who remembers that once this was about stain glass windows. -_-. which were awesome i loved the Superboy one. Too bad there was not one with a gnome in it i love gnomes.

I think that we should have gnomes figure out our political problems ^.^

Simud says:

October 4, 2009 at 8:50 pm

hahahaha! Captain America! What a beautiful nick! You surely know very little about the world. Wouldn't surprise me. You're unable to look beyond your own distorted face. Ha. Not that the Brits know much more either. I recommend you have a look at the world from another perspective. Pay a visit to a few poor countries in the south and you'll learn all the good and wrong you've done to the world. We'll be waiting for you.
Sorry, I know it's just stained glass. But who can pass this by?

Loudabagel says:

October 6, 2009 at 6:31 am

Does anyone else find the Superboy one a little phony? It looks like there's a little too much contrast in the blues and reds of his costume.
However, if it is real, that would be pretty danged impressive.

vraiment says:

October 6, 2009 at 11:56 pm

The comments on these pages NEVER cease to amaze me. Why is it that the ignorant people seem to bray the loudest? As a Canadian, I view America as our "retarded" cousin. Once again this view is reinforced. (except Tim who is ashamed of you also).

A Patron Of Truth says:

October 8, 2009 at 7:14 am

Just wanted to say that a.) It's "Jane you ignorant SLUT," and b.) dunno if you heard, but the other Captain America got shot in the head, dude.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh says:

October 12, 2009 at 7:29 pm

The Beetlejuice one is totally off the charts and weird. Love it.

By the by, there is no God.

Obama is awesome, but a totally square.

Socialism is the result of great Capitalism, in order to perpetuate it so it doesn't end (like all games of monopoly eventually do).

It is amoral to not help someone when they are in need. This has nothing to do with economic theory in respect to socialized medicine, as a Christian nation it should be accepted as mere fact or religious doctrine.

Statistically, countries with socialized healthcare systems have populaces that are healthier, longer lived and less violent. Fear and uncertainty provoke unneeded defensive mechanisms that can skew facts unabashedly. Change is scary but evolution is necessary or the organism, be it social or otherwise, dies. Like, the big death. Extinction.

Sorry, it is only the internet. However, somewhere out there is a young man growing up in a backward community in the mid west of some developed nation, full of xenophobia and emotionally crippled by a starving, stagnant culture. Don't grow up to be an idiot, fill yourself with understanding instead of uncertainty. Do not tolerate, accept. Don't be such a pussy.

Maybe he will grow up and lead a great revolutionary war, all because of an internet post.

Just kidding.

Justin says:

October 12, 2009 at 7:55 pm

You guys are pathetic… i am ashamed to be in the same country as you. Barack Obama is our president and deserves our respect. I didn't vote for him but even i know that. Bush deserved respect even though he didn't do a good job because he was still our presidents and no one gave it to him and that upset me but im not going to be a hypocrite and not give Obama crdeit. He hasn't upheld any of his campaign promises thus far but its only been a year. He is not the savior of the world, and he has no real experience but he is also not the antichrist. It is becasue of intolerent idiots like the people on this site that nothing gets done. I am ashamed of both parties and many of the people in them.

BurgledByYourMum says:

October 12, 2009 at 9:00 pm

there's always someone trying to outsmart the last moron thats had a rant on one of these pages.

i never usually bother cos then i'd be one of those morons too. Today i feel like being one of those morons but i dont know why!?

maybe its because of the considerable amount of opinionated, ill informed, and ignorant BS left behind by some of you twerps, or the idiotic over-sensitive replies, or the dudes that think you should have a proper grammer and punctuation and maybe a 'writing style' to voice your opinion on such a prestigous platform as a comments page, or just because i dont feel like being my usual bigger self and refusing to stoop to this very level. who knows? (one of you smart alecs i spose).

ah shit. that was kinda fun. i've become one of you : >(

th obama one looks like a cross stitch and most of the other windows suck and btw.

xxx

Serena says:

November 12, 2009 at 5:49 pm

Wow. . . instead of commenting how obsessed a person must be to make stained glass windows of all these characters (not that I wouldn't do that if I were very rich) all anyone can talk about it how Obama sucks/rocks. When did a site for complete nerdiness turn into a place of political debate? Personally I support Obama, but seriously guys, stay on topic of the thing you're commenting about. Look at all the crazy stained glass windows of fictional characters! whoa! how 'bout that?

Voice of SOME reason says:

November 17, 2009 at 5:07 am

GUYS! GIRLS! REMEMBER THIS ONE RULE OF THE INTERWEBS!!!!

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!

Otherwise, they win.

LordEcchi says:

December 26, 2009 at 6:13 am

rofl. first I see some crazy stained glass windows, then some morons arguing about stuff they couldn't possibly hope to comprehend (using lots of big words to make themselves seem intelligent) and then out of nowhere, "do not feed the trolls". I lol'd. epic win.

obama is cool says:

October 3, 2009 at 10:38 pm

racist bitch

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