That truly is the best review of Enemy of the State ever… perhaps the greatest of all time.
Thank you, BuzzFeed, for bringing this to my attention. Amazing.
Now this is the story all about how, Will’s life got flipped, turned upside down. It takes 132 minutes, so just sit right there. I’ll tell you about he became the pawn of some spy warfare. In District of Columbia, born and raised, in the courthouse is where he spent most of his days. Pleadin’ out, lawin’, objectin’ all cool and chasin’ some mob boss outside of school. When a couple of agents were up to no good, started killin’ congressmen in the neighborhood. He got one little tape and NSA got scared, and said “You’ve murdered your ex-girlfriend in cold blood, so there!” Will, he whistled for a contact and when he came near, the license name said “Brill”, who had a security fear. If anything he could say that his cat was rare, but they got captured which led to despair. They pulled up to the mob house around seven or eight, and Will yelled to the NSA “Yo, I’m your negotiator!” There was some killing, he was luckily spared, to reclaim his life what a breath of fresh air.