“Slice you open like a TaunTaun!! Faster than the autobahn!” Oh, yeah, theres been talk. There’s been pictures. But where is this phantom menace? Is this the stitchwork of some sexy NerdBastardess for only one creepy child to enjoy? When will the sleeping bag I am unashamed to use in front of other adults, hit the streets? Who has the answers? Help me ThinkGeek Pre Order Page, you’re my only hope.
This high-quality sleeping bag looks just like a Tauntaun, complete with saddle, internal intestines and plush lightsaber zipper pull. Now when your kids tell you their favorite Star Wars movie is “Attack of the Clones” you can nestle the wee-ones snug in simulated Tauntaun fur while regaling them with the amazing tale of “Empire Strikes Back”.
In a strange way, the mystery continues. There is no release date nor a pre-order available, only ThinkGeek giving you an email notification! A hoax conjured up by some geek with a sick, twisted sense of humor? Trying to get a whole shitload of emails on their roster to fuck us with our clothes on? No…No…They are too legit for a stunt that stupid. So, in the words of William Shakespeare…”Where the FUCK!… Is my Tauntaun sleeping bag!!!”