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Top 7 Movies To Watch While Baked

Stoned

So you’re stoned. Now what? You’ve already watched Tom and Jerry (although that never gets old) and now you’re ready for something a little bit more hilarious. What extremely stupid, moronic, absolutely pee-in-your-pants funny movie should you watch? Well, depending on everyone’s styles, this following list is going to differ. However, I am going to give you my Top 7 recommendations. And please, by all means, let me know what you think about these choices and please add some suggestions as well. So here they are…and in NO PARTICULAR ORDER……..

Half Baked

Half Baked– Still waiting on the Heiffer, Julio….F*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, you’re cool, f*uck you, I’m out.

Jay and Silent Bob

Jay and Silent Bob– Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin’ coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin’ fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin’ blunts and smokin um’………Get the f*ck outta here.

Jackass

Jackass 1 and 2– I mean come on…Masturbating with Sea Cucumbers, The Muscle Stimulator, wheelchair/shopping cart/bike with a rocket on the back out it, See-Saw in the Bull Pen, dodge ball in the dark…does not get any funnier then this.

Harold and Kumar

Harold and Kumar (ANY)- Kumar: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park. Harold: Jesus Christ! What’d you do that for? Kumar: I’m fucking starving! I figured I’d bust you out and we’d go get some burgers……Kumar: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail? Bush: DUH!
Kumar: That’s so hypocritical! Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs? Kumar: No sir. Bush: Do you like gettin’ hand jobs? Kumar: Heh, yeah. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin’ hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.

Dude

Dude, Where’s My Car– Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo! Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say? Jesse: “Sweet!” What about mine? Chester: “Dude!” What does mine say? Jesse: “Sweet!” What about mine? Chester: “Dude!” What does mine say? Jesse: “Sweet!” What about mine? Chester: “Dude!” What does mine say? Jesse: “Sweet!” What about mine? Chester: “Dude!” What does mine say? Jesse: “Sweet!” What about mine? Chester: “Dude!” What does mine say? Jesse: “Sweet!” What about mine?
Chester: [angry] “Dude!” What does mine say? Jesse: [screaming] “Sweet!”

Waynes World

Waynes World– Foxy Lady and Bohemian Rhapsody…need I say more?

Super Troopers

Super Troopers– Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

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