It’s fairly obvious to everyone that sex sells. It’s a mystery to me why George Lucas, the capitalist that he is has pretty much failed to take advantage of the sexy side of Star Wars. Seriously how long do you expect fans to stare at slave Leia? Well shit, ain’t that a dumb question but that’s beside the point. Give us some more sexy toys to gawk at, damn you! While you ponder which characters of the female persuasion you want to throw at us next I will gladly accept Sideshows Darth Talon Premium format figure.
I know, I know she’s just a toy but you will have to excuse me for a moment. Staring at the product pic has made something funny happen in my pants. Here read the info after the jump while I figure out what’s going on down there.
A Lethan Twi’lek from the ranks of Darth Krayt’s One Sith, Darth Talon’s crimson skin is marked with the signature black tattoos of the Sith. The female Sith Lord earned each mark in ritual combat, imprinted by Darth Krayt himself. Her loyalty to Krayt is unrelenting, and she follows every word of her master without question. Seeing her faithfulness, Darth Krayt appointed Darth Talon as one of his Hands, trusting her to carry out his most important tasks.
The Darth Talon Premium Format figure captures every stunning detail of the Twi’lek Sith Lord. Each piece is individually painted and finished to exacting standards, each with its own unique quality and detail that is the trademark of a handcrafted Sideshow Collectibles Premium Format Figure. The striking and boldly colored figure is cast in high quality polystone, and complete with hand-painted detailing. The Darth Talon Premium Format figure is an outstanding addition to any Star Wars collection, the perfect centerpiece to any display.
License: Star Wars
Product Type: Premium Format Figure
Product Size: 18″ H (457.2mm) x 11″ W (279.4mm) x 9″ D (228.6mm)*
Product Weight: 12.00 lbs (5.44 kg)*
Box Size: 20.00″ H (508mm) x 13.00″ W (330.2mm) x 11.00″ L (279.4mm)*
Est. Shipping Weight: 12.00 lbs (5.44 kg)*
Though I still haven’t figured out what’s happening in my man region I must say if this isn’t the coolest Star Wars based collectible figure it is by far the sexiest. (Sorry slave Leia I think you got trumped). $289.99 is a fair price to get your nerd on.
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Category: Nerd Culture