Looks like Mr. Parker really let himself go. Does anybody remember that Stan Lee show, Who Wants to be a Superhero? There was that character Fat Momma who wore a belt covered with doughnuts. Her only superpower was… well… she didn’t really have one. She was just fat. Some more rotund folks have tried their hand at the superhero thing, all with rather ugly results. Check out unrealitymag.com for more of their “Rather Depressing Gallery of Fat Superheroes”.