Sometimes in video games, the term “voice actor” really means “dude who is so bad, he’d only be in a movie as an extra who stands at a crowded bus stop waiting to be killed, so he tries to scrape together a living by reading time mage lines in a wooden voice for Final Fantasy XLVIII.” C’mon, you know it’s true.
CollegeHumor.com was kind enough to put together their list of the “50 Worst Video Game Voice Acting Lines,” complete with glorious, horrible sound samples. Think back to the good old days when these lines and more invaded your brain:
- “Your face was asking! That’s why I took the photo!”
- “Pleeeeease don’t kill me! … but I suppose you have toooooooo!”
- “I eat guys like you for breakfast.”
Head over to CollegeHumor.com for your new obscure, annoying catchphrases now!