banner

Twi-boys Suck, and Not in the Neato Vampy Way

Available at jinx.com

Available at jinx.com

First, someone buy me that shirt in the photo above – everyone knows that Buffy Summers would kick any of those sparkly vampires’ asses. It’s right here at jinx.com. Just $19.99. I’m a small or medium. Thanks.

Next: Ew, ew, EW! I submit the ickiness below as reason #627 why the guys who see “Twilight” are creepy. Um, I guess I should add that the freaks in the “Missed Connections” section of Craigslist are creepy too, huh? Consider it added, and with a double side of EW! Can you believe this weirdo? I guess that’s how you get your kicks in Fargo:

i sat behind you at he midnight showing of New Moon last night. Me: medium height, dark hair, long nails, mysterious. You: straight long blond hair, full ruby lips, you were wearing black cargo pants and a twilight hoodie. as your hair draped down behind your seat i just has to hold it and smell it deeply(pantene. great choice). i dont remember much ov the movie but i will always remember the smell and texture of your hair. the way you sound when you whisper and laugh. after the movie i followed you and your friend to perkin’s. i waited outside in my car so i could watch you eat and smile. i followed you home and made sure you got there safely.i noticed you left you car unlocked so i went to have a look into your life. i can tell by looking in your car that we have a lot in common. if you want your dash ornaments back you will have to meet me and we can have a great time getting to know each other. “grin”

Thanks to NerdSalad.com for the info above and for giving me the heebie-jeebies. *shudder*

Category: WTF?

Tags: , , , , , ,

Advertisements