Ok. It is no surprise that I am a Twilight Hater. Bad. Wicked Bad. But now I have a little more respect for the shirtless bastard Taylor Lautner. Last night he hosted Saturday Night Live, and the opening monologue was so incredible…I marked out like a 15 year girl seeing Robert Pattenson in a mall. He broke out into a funny rant about his girlfriend Taylor Swift and Kanye West just before doing DARTH MAUL-like acrobatics and impressive Bo staff skills….No, seriously. Watch past the NBC mandatory commercial.