Use the Power of the Dork Side! After you’ve finished cleaning the Droids, you’re ready for a little romance, am I right? A little scotch and sofa? Well, for you nerds looking for love, here’s a round-up of some geeky pick-up lines. I’m pretty sure you will still be a virgin after employing any of them, but my money is on #10 if you’re really trying to score….and don’t forget me invite me to the wedding!
1. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
2. Since distance = velocity x time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
4. You look just like Lois Lane in that skirt and I’m wearing my Superman underoos…it’s either fate or the menacing hand of Lex Luthor at work.
5. Why don’t we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light saber?
6. My mom won’t be home for hours…
7. I’m sine squared theta; you’re cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
8. My name’s Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?
9. Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
10. I’m Batman.