How would you like to have a small piece of Bon Temps in your own home? Well, look no further. For only $89.99 (and must I add here, that’s just a little outrageous) you can have a miniature True Blood Merlotte’s Neon Sign. Oh, and just to take a few more bucks out of your pocket, it’s going to cost you an additional $11.95 to have it shipped to you…standard mail. Have I made your day? It’s a mini replica of the sign that sits atop Sam Merlotte’s infamous bar, Merlotte’s Bar and Grill. Now, I do know it’s about 16” wide, but the website failed to inform just how tall this thing is, and how heavy it is. You can pre-order it now but it will not be shipped out until July 21, 2010. Check out the website if you’re interested…and Sookie is not included.