So! Now that the Spider-Man franchise is going back to Peter Parker’s teenage years and Sam Raimi and friends won’t even get to be part of it, what’s the movie going to be like? It’sJustSomeRandomGuy certainly has some ideas. He and his gang of action figures recently released a video parody that covers everything from the origin story (AGAIN!) to Spidey’s face-off with the Green Goblin (AGAIN!). There’s even a bit of sparkly vampire action for the tween ladies.