You know that country that produces 89.999% of the world’s weird shit? It’s on the tip of my tongue. Oh yea, Japan. Well the latest and greatest from Japan is the Big Breasted Mousepad. If any of you guys just came, or some of our ladies, don’t feel ashamed it’s totally alright. I did too. This is the closest that many of us will ever come to touching a set of voluptuous, well-rounded, perfectly symmetrical, heavenly delightful… Wait, i’m ranting. Anyway, this is a delightful change from Japan’s main export. Horrible tentacle rape porn. Of course i’m just kidding. It’s not their Main export, but it damn sure feels like it. But regardless i think everyone should enjoy this wonderful product immensely. Who doesn’t want to rest their wrist in between some beautiful, cartoon gal’s joy sacks? Yes, I went there… But I’m hoping with all my heart, I’m even trying to make a Faustian bargain. I WANT A Hillary Clinton Big Breasted Mousepad! Seriously though, you get me one, I’ll give you one of my testicles… No joke. Enjoy kids!
Category: Nerd Culture