Okay, save for the obvious risk of losing an eye, these coat hooks sort of slay other coat hooks. Also, if you consider the glory of telling the story of the throwing star injury…this is a no-brainer. We haven’t seen these in person yet, but from the photos and description, yes, you could definitely hurt somebody with these. Make your hallway look like you forgot to clean up after your last ninja stand-off.
You may also want to hang some nice Chuck Norris paintings around the place for good measure.
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