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zz3af653e8 (1)Man, oh man. If only Hollywood wasn’t the cruel bitch that she is we might have seen a soft side of Boba. It can give him a back drop story too. He moved to earth, hooked up with Jennifer Aniston and then suffered through a bad divorce. He then decides that he should give up on his aspirations on water color art, in which Aniston had motivated him towards, and falls back into bounty hunting. But not as high of a caliber, just for the U.S, catching everyday misdemeanors. “Until one day, he gets his dream job when he is assigned to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, reporter Nicole Hurly (Jennifer Aniston). He thinks all that’s ahead is an easy payday, but when Nicole gives him the slip so she can chase a lead on a murder cover-up, Boba realizes that nothing ever goes simply with him and Nicole. The exes continually one-up each other – until they find themselves on the run for their lives. They thought their promise to love, honor and obey was tough – staying alive is going to be a whole lot tougher.” Ok, so what if half of this was paraphrased from the imdb synopsis? Ahhh, what’s the use? This would be an awful movie. Boba would catch Aniston too quickly and she wouldn’t be able to “one-up” him. The guy has a fucking jet pack. Enough said. But it’s still a very humorous idea, and i would easily pay 20 bucks to see this movie, just to see Aniston smacked around a little bit. Maybe, even a little rougher than the critics bitch slapping Sandra Bullock for her performance in All About Steve. Man that movie sucked. All that aside, this fictitious poster is super bad ass. ENJOY!

Source: Slashfilm

Category: Film, Nerd Culture

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