Holy Heart Attack Batman!! (Actual lines from the original Batman And Robin Movie). We are presented with Robert Rodriguez’s adaptation of the Predator franchise. Which thanks to all the AVP films was turning them into a big vaginal joke. This movie looks primed, cut and gritty with enough guns and dirt blowing upward to make the new Clash of the Titans to look tame. Besides Rodriguez’s staple homeboy, Danny Trejo, theres Adrienne Brody, joined by Topher Grace, Laurence Fishburne, Walton Goggins, Alice Braga, and Oleg Taktarov. Also first time Jason Voorhies, Derek Mears will play (I assume) lead Predator.
It looks like they’ve put a whole shit load of Prison death row inmates, who are each the worlds most elite killers, on the Predator’s home planet as the game to be hunted. Unfortunately, the star studded cast will drop like flies, I’m assuming, in order of Celeb List Ranking…Besides that, it looks like aside from Predator 3, this reboot will give us the Pred movie we’ve deserved since the early 90’s.