Iron Man Cologne Lets You Smell Like a Hero

Okay, Iron Man fans, if you’ve been thinking, “Man, if only I could smell like Iron Man, my life would be complete,” then holy crap, are you in luck. Beginning next month, if you’re willing to plunk down $67.50, you can have Diesel’s limited-edition Iron Man cologne. Not sure exactly what that hand is supposed to be holding; probably best not to linger on that front.

This does make one wonder, “What exactly would Iron Man smell like?” Maybe WD-40 and sweat? Or maybe worse; what happens if he has Taco Bell before suiting up to fight crime? There didn’t appear to be an exhaust post back there.

(via Locusts and Honey)

Category: Comics, WTF?