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What Really Happens When You Save The Princess

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Whoever said video games don’t imitate life certainly never watched this video. Seriously, you ever wonder what really happens after you rescue the princess at the end of a video game? The exact thing that would happen to you in real life. Princess’s (woman) are nagging matertialistic cheating whores. Damn bitches don’t even care if you save them. They just keep wanting more. (bring on the hate mail)

Moral of the story: Don’t pursue the princess! Prostitutes and she-males are the only road to true happiness (I kid… or am I?)

Category: Videogames

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