Nerd History PWNS American History

mt-rushmore-awesome-550x412THAT’S RIGHT! Everything you thought you once knew is WRONG. And no, this is not turning into Total Recall… But I wish it was. The fact is that four very influential presidents of this great country have been replaced by titans of nerd culture. Iron Man, RoboCop, Boba Fett, and a Predator are looking down upon your feeble lives and laughing because they tower so high above you, literally and figuratively. HOW THE HELL do we not already have a mountain dedicated to these guys?! Maybe not RoboCop. I’m pretty sure the creator, Fooray, went with a masked theme, but still. You could’ve done a little better than RoboCop. I saw the second one the other day and it nearly killed me. But hey, it was the 90’s… I am most certainly glad that Vader didn’t go up because that would have been way too typical. Boba deserves quite a bit of the limelight himself, in my opinion. I’m writing a letter to congress, prepare to see some changes Mt Rushmore… Prepare to see some changes… ENJOY!

Mt BadA$$

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