Aw, isn’t it cute? The folks at Geekologie stumbled across what is supposedly a Darth “He’s more machine than man now” Vader-themed condom wrapper. They suspect a Photoshop job, and that’s probably the case, but how can you not like it? It says, “I will not be your father!” in French. No word on if the condom inside glows for your own lightsaber action.
Add your own joke about Star Wars fans even needing condoms here.
But seriously, folks…
One wonders how long before some wit creates a Star Trek-themed prophylactic. Anyone need a Khaaaaaaaandom?