New ‘Judge Dread’ Closer to Reality

judge_dreddOh, good.

If you got to see the 1995 turdfest “Judge Dredd,” you might be interested that a new Judge Dredd is in the works, according to a report from io9. Well, it’s been in the works for a while, but now it has funding and a director: Pete Travis.

One hopes that this film will be closer in spirit to its comic book roots since the last one had, um, wait, I’ll think of something…okay, it had the helmet. Briefly.

And please, for the love of Ray J., could we not have someone bellow “I am the law!” sounding like your co-worker by the end of the Christmas party?

And even more points if you omit anything resembling, “It’s JUDGE Bitch!”

Category: Comics, Film