Betty White, Future Academy Awards Host???


As you know Facebook is a behemoth in social networking websites, bigger than any other. The same group that voted to have her host SNL is now at it again, this time going for gold.. They have now set their eyes on The Academy Awards. Now let’s do some math… If Facebook has over 400 million users and 98% of the world’s population loves Betty White, then Facebook and the people on it have quite a bit of power with Betty White related tasks. The group behind this, “Getting Betty White to Host the Academy Awards,” already has more than 20,000 members, and I’m sure this will grow exponentially. I’m not going to sit here and tell you Facebook isn’t amazing, or that it can’t settle individual’s differences. I personally “like” (For some stupid reason you can’t “Fan” shit anymore) a group called “Hilary Clinton Is Hot” on Facebook, and oddly enough a large portion of the Taliban also “like” this page. I have recently been in contact with a few muslim extremists and they aren’t that bad, they like baseball apparently. Jk guys, they’re for the most part douchebags (the extremists, not all muslims) and only care about blowing shit up… Anyway, we can’t underestimate Facebook’s power and definitely not Betty White’s popularity. And for those of you who wonder “Can she pull off a 4 hour performance? She’s getting kind of old” you need to shut it. Betty White has done 3 consecutive donkey shows in Mexico every weekend for almost 3 years now. I think she’s got it in her.. literally? You decide.. But I love Betty White, and would love to see her shenanigans play out on the Academy Awards. Enjoy!!


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