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This weekend on Betty White’s maniacally funny SNL hosting, was only eclipsed by the return of EVERY Featured Female Player to return, and take back what was theirs. Needless to say, the country has heard by now how amazing the episode was, but one of the greatest stories of the evening was during Weekend Update when Seth Meyer’s opened up a huge, super Nerdbastard story. Although outdated and used for god knows why, he mentioned a story and started it by saying “Last week, a kid in Britain…”

Now I’m weird, i mean, if you want a piece of me I broke the mother fucken mold, but this kid shames me in ways I could never believe. George Garratt, 19, is not being spoken to by his Grandma anymore, and only because, his name now IS???!!!

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined!

Now that is either completely batshit crazy badass, or batshit crazy…Clinical. It even ends with an exclamation point! He changed his name by deed poll online for £10.

“I decided upon a theme of superheroes.”

Really Douche Bag?? We didn’t GET that. That you’re potentially making the best Super Heroes, hmmm, how you say? Gaylords.

Category: Comics, WTF?

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