There are very few things in life that make me want to cry like the girl that so many people claim I am. Being out of beer, Hayden Christensen’s portrayal of Darth Vader, and now I’ve got a new one to add to the list. The dickbag bigwigs over at NBC have decided to cancel Heroes. After 4 seasons NBC has decided to pull the plug due to low viewer ratings. The show could never recapture the numbers of it’s critically acclaimed first season averaging a whopping 14.5million viewers an episode. Internal changes in the company and script have led to the new numbers (4.4million average) being dismal at best. NBC is in talks to wrap up the series with a made for T.V. movie, allowing producers and fans one more shot to figure it all out. NBC will make it’s official Fall Lineup announcement on Monday. On a side note, a personal note if you will. Would someone kindly explain to me why we have shows about pregnant teenagers, guidos, and fat people THAT WE CAN’T ESCAPE, but the ONE kick ass show we have about super heroes has to get canceled. Where the fuck are your television priorities America? Your mother and I didn’t raise you this way!