If You Had This, Your Parents Loved You

star-wars-baseDamn, you gotta love the 80’s. Although I came into this horrid world in 92, my parents should have known this was for me. Because, honestly, who wouldn’t be up there today? A motherfucking scout walker command center! I would be commanding legions of stormtroopers in tactical formations fighting those damn rebels. The command console even plays sounds!! Not to mention the badass speeder bike, hanging ever so dangerously waiting for a dashing chase through your backyard. Ofcourse, it’s attached and only swings back and forth but still I wouldn’t have attended school all these years with this in my possession. And to add to the crushing  depressing you’re probably feeling to know that this product is no longer available *slits wrists* they also gave out super limited edition promotional speeder bike tricycle things (200 – 300) at theaters and department stores. Hit the jump for pics. ENJOY!speeder-bikeGeekologie

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