MTV To Make Teen Wolf Series


Dear people in charge of television/movies STOP FUCKING WITH MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES! MTV has decided to torture us further because gross guidos and pregnant teenage whores just isn’t enough. They are now going start a series based on the 1985 classic Teen Wolf starring the not yet shaky, Micheal J. Fox (what part of bastards did you not understand?) Fox plays a teenager who finds his groove when he learns he’s a werewolf  (you thought puberty was tough for you, pussy.) Also that being a werewolf allows him to dunk on a mother fucker like he’s Jordan. Find out all the details and catch a fun video after the jump..

MTV senior VP of douchebaggery said :

“It has a fresh take and is very different from the original. It has more of an ‘American Werewolf in London’ feel to it. It’s a dramatic thriller with two best friends in the center who provide a great comedy element: They are two very relatable characters on the outer circles of popular cliques.”

Oh, man yeah super relatable except that they are GODDAMN WEREWOLVES! This time around the title character will be played by Tyler Posey of Smallville fame.No word on when it will hit the air. I guess we shouldn’t get too upset it seems like the only resemblance to the original, is a teenager who happens to be a werewolf.  It will surely lack the awesomeness of the 1985 Teen Wolf, but really since the early 90’s everything MTV touches is basically a visual abortion.

There is NO way anything will be THIS awesome…


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