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Feminism. As a woman I believe we have every right to be whatever we want, as long as it’s okay with your husband of course.  When I’m not in my rightful place such as the kitchen, washing my husbands feet, or lying perfectly still while he has his way with me. I like to go to the movies (husband permitting). and as a strong woman of the 21st century I like to make sure that the movies I watch portray females in that very same way. Well, gee golly gosh, how do I know If I’m watching a feminist approved movie? Luckily a nice lesbian in 1985 by the name of Alison Bechdel produced a comic strip called Dykes to watch out for. My husband, who is a very smart man, once told me that all lesbians just needed a good poke! I for obvious reasons don’t understand that, but if he says it, it must be true!  In the comic Bechdel introduced what has come to be known as ‘The Bechdel Test’. It says to ask yourself three questions about the film you are watching.

  • Does it have at least two named women in it? (Wife and Mistress!)
  • Do they talk to each other?  (Of course!)
  • About something other than a man? (They exchange recipes!)

Well I must leave you now, my dear husband doesn’t know that I’ve taught myself to read, write and access the internet so I must be off to finish dinner before he arrives home or a beating will surely follow!  In my absents, enjoy the video informing you on many of your favorite movies!

Source Buy the ‘I should be in the Kitchen’ TShirt Here Actually someone needs to buy me that shit fo’ realz.

Category: Film, Nerd Culture, WTF?

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