Iron Baby Man (boy?..man? I’m not sure) is saving the world….with cuteness. I don’t like babies, I think they are weird tiny shells of people that constantly leak smelly fluids, but Iron Baby Man is pretty damn adorable. The fact that he’s filthy rich and brilliant is a point in his favor as well…but really how brilliant can you be if you sit in your own poop all day? I will refrain from making the Steven Hawking joke that was going to follow that. Instead let’s just watch Iron Baby!