Boy Saves Sister From Moose Using WoW Skillz


Hans Jørgen Olsen, a 12-year-old Norwegian boy, with THE MOST Norwegian name in the world has finally used the name World of WarCraft to real life use. You’ll never hear that sentence. AGAIN.

Apparently Hans (No relation to Die Hard Terrorist) and his sister trespassed into apparent insane moose territory.

When the moose attacked them, Hans knew the first thing he had to do was ‘taunt’ and provoke the animal so that it would leave his sister alone and she could run to safety. ‘Taunting’ is a move one uses in World of Warcraft

Ok asshole. So like a BULL seeing red, you did one of the most practical things possible being the man in the scenario. After having the moose’s full attention Hans Gruber used another skill from WoW.

Once Hans was a target, he remembered another skill he had picked up at level 30 in ‘World of Warcraft’ – he feigned death.

Level 30? When I was young, I learned the same thing from a bear. I think that this kid has some serious balls and I’m proud for him that he saved his sister. But Warcraft? Really?  Well it’s cool, the moose wandered off after losing interest with his targeted quarry. Well I’m glad that Hans wasn’t just at 29th level or he wouldn’t have known what to do….Or if he was dealing with a fucking Lion!

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