Man, I don’t fucking know. Sometimes here at NB we get shit that shouldn’t exist on the internet let alone be reported on, but we do anyway. Why? Because we were super high when we found it and thought “YESSSSSSSSSSS THAT is newsworthy.” After the jump check out the full size version as well as one Nerds opinions on why this picture is vastly inaccurate… the fact that Batman is a man isn’t mentioned until # 8 on his list.
- 1. Batman can’t lift his costume over his stomach like that. It’s made of Kevlar.
- 2. Batman can’t breathe on the moon.
- 3. The sun is illuminating half of the back side of Earth.
- 4. The sun is too large. If it’s supposed to be a red sun, then Superman should have retired the uniform and it should engulf Earth.
- 5. Superman is pressing up against Batman to hear the baby. He has super hearing and should not need to do this.
- 6. Batman no longer wears his logo like that.
- 7. Batman wouldn’t even bother being Batman if he were pregnant. Notice the lack of utility belt? He’s not prepared to do superhero work.
- 8. Batman is a man.
- 9. Batman’s breasts are not swelled
Holy shit, thank you for that Mr. internet Nerd. That was informative and strange…really really strange.