Wednesday is here and with the release of our 11th podcast episode comes the ever-popular question of the week! Question of the week is a question we ask you, our readers and listeners, and you answer it by either commenting to this post, or telling us your answer on facebook or twitter (@nerdbastards)! We choose the best answer on the Podcast and the winner will receive a prize if we have one available. (And this week we do, so ANSWER!)
Last week the question was: What would happen if the Juggernaut ran into the Blob? The best answer was submitted via the website by the user LokeinLyesmith and was read on the air. This is what they had to say:
Blob stood in the middle of the deserted street. Juggernaut, angry for any number of reasons, decides to test this “No one can move the Blob” theory. Juggernaut scrapes his boot across the pavement like an angry bull; readying to charge. Blob plants his feet firmly in the ground, raising a hand to tauntingly beckon Juggernaut to do his worse. Juggernaut’s lip curls in disdain as he charges forward. Blob braces himself for the impact, yelling at the top of his lungs, “NO ONE MOVES THE BLOB!!” Juggernaut roars in return, “I’M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!!” Juggernaut lowers his head as he closes the distance between them quickly. The moment of truth arrives; Juggernaut’s head collides with Blob’s midsec–
Kanye West: Yo, Blob and Juggernaut, I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but I just got to say that ‘Thor vs Hercules’ is one of the best Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object comic book scenarios EVAR!
For obvious reasons, this was the best answer. The question for this week is:
What is the best nerd pick-up line?
Like “Hey baby, wanna bend my wookie?” Again, best answer wins a prize so why not submit yours? You have a week to think about it.
To award the nerd mind with the most funny, creative or clever pick up line we have, to giveaway, an excellent swag bag from thinkgeek.com. In this miscellaneous grab bag we have 5 energy nourishing goodies:
1 bottle of RootJack Caffeinated Pirate Root Beer. Caffinated root beer.
1 tin of Think Gum. Brain-Boosting Gum
1 container of JOLT Energy Gum. Spearmint flavored caffinated gum.
1 tin of ORAL FIXATION Mints. Caffinated Chai flavored mints.
1 Bottle of BAWLS. Caffinated fruit flavored drink.