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Hustler is not just setting the record straight, its setting the record for most expensive adult film of all time with This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D! Supposedly finished with production, this picture provided shows amazing makeup on a very supple lipped porn actress, but what about Ney’tiri’s non existent vagina? James Cameron stated in his Playboy interview that the Na’vi females “have tits,” even though “that makes no sense because her race, the Na’vi, aren’t placental mammals.”

So they have sex with their tails and which according to the movie, they use for balance, and to make connections with their weird horse creatures and flying pterodactyls…So technically they are fucking their animals! AND when they wear a loin cloth, they aren’t covering genitals ala’ Donald Duck, so why are they wearing them?

But I’ve digressed. These porno Nav’i are going to have to put their P’s in V’s and blow it on the girl’s T’s. Lift the tail for doggystyle? I guess Avatar purists are going to have to deal with some minor anatomically incorrect characters, just until they finish beating off! According to the 3D aspect? The studio has this to say;

“The studio arm of the company has announced that the upcoming porn version of the film, titled ‘This Ain’t Avatar XXX’, will be presented in 3-D. Such are the production costs, that Hustler is calling it their highest-budget flick ever produced.”

So, September will be the release month. My opinion? I think this may be the biggest selling porn of all time.

Category: Film, WTF?

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