(Article by nerdbastards contributor Melissa Fouch Machowski)
Everyone knows two wrongs don’t make a right. However do two horrible over saturated, face raping franchises mashed together make something strangely hilarious? Actually, yes. I hate Twilight, I refuse to go to Burger King because I can’t stand having those son of a bitch sparkly vampires and, pouting girls, and werewolves on my cups/fries/burger. I don’t watch MTV because I’m not sure if you can get a venereal disease through the television, but if you can, watching Jersey Shore will definitely do it. However, when the greasy orange guidos and guidettes appeared on Jimmy Kimmel the other night they brought with them an outstanding parody of Twilight. If you’re still reading this, I encourage you to check it out. I hate both of the things this involves and it gave me a good laugh. Of course I was stoned off my ass…. Bonus! Snooki gets knocked the fuck out!