Always wanted to be an obese child? Now you can without the risks of juvenile diabetes or getting a ‘chocolate’ swirly! The crazy cool hipsters (haha) at Urban Outfitters are offering this bad ass tshirt that says “DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE” on the front and when you flip it up over your head Chunks adorable fatty face is printed on the inside. Also, not only is the shirt cool, if you know a particularly dumb whore with nice knockers you might be able to get her to flash you without being the wiser. Or, you could just tell her you want to love her like her step dad did. haha incest.
You can get this oh, so fine piece of nerdery for only 14.99 here.